So, Kim K showed up at the Met Gala looking like a futuristic Valkyrie in a breastplate crafted by some London art weirdos. Predictably, the libs lost their minds. Apparently, a woman showing off her assets is now a 'threat to democracy' or something. Get a grip, snowflakes.

Whitaker Malem, the art duo behind the boob-gear, teamed up with Allen Jones, a sculptor who clearly understands the female form (much to the chagrin of the perpetually offended). Jones's work has triggered feminists for decades, so naturally, his involvement sent the woke crowd into meltdown mode. Good.

Kardashian, bless her heart, knew exactly what she was doing. She wanted to stir the pot, and boy, did she deliver. The resulting screeching from the perpetually outraged is just the cherry on top. They clutch their pearls about 'objectification' while simultaneously demanding women be sexless, gender-neutral blobs. Make it make sense.

The story about Kim flashing Whitaker on a video call while he's eating dinner with his family is pure gold. The sheer audacity of it all! It's like a scene straight out of a comedy, except it's real life, and the libs are seething. You can't make this stuff up.

And let's not forget Anna Wintour dropping the bomb that five other people were rocking breastplates. Talk about a trend! Suddenly, the 'objectification' narrative falls apart. If everyone's doing it, is it still objectification? Or is it just... fashion?

The real kicker is the irony of the Met Gala, a supposedly high-brow art event, being thrown into chaos by a reality TV star in a boob-shaped piece of fiberglass. The elites are terrified of anything that disrupts their carefully curated world, and Kim K just bulldozed her way in with a healthy dose of unapologetic sexuality.

The pearl-clutching over Allen Jones's past work is especially hilarious. These are the same people who celebrate artists who literally smear themselves in feces, but a sculpture of a topless woman is somehow beyond the pale. The hypocrisy is astounding.

Ultimately, Kim K's Met Gala stunt proves one thing: the libs have no sense of humor and absolutely zero tolerance for anything that deviates from their narrow worldview. They want to control everything, from what we say to what we wear. But thankfully, there are still people out there willing to push boundaries and trigger the easily triggered.

So, raise a glass to Kim K, Whitaker Malem, and Allen Jones for giving us a much-needed dose of chaos in a world gone mad. May their enemies forever seethe and cope. And may the breastplate become a symbol of resistance against the woke tyranny that threatens to consume us all. Let them cry more. It sustains me.

Remember when the left actually championed sexual liberation? Now they're just hall monitors for the Patriarchy™.