Okay, zoomers and boomers, gather 'round. We gotta talk about Kharg Island. Sounds like a place you'd find in a woke fantasy novel, but it's actually Iran's oil cash cow. Turns out, Sleepy Joe, I mean Brandon, is kinda blockading the place. I know, I know, unexpected, right? But hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, he's doing something right for once, even if it's by accident.

So, the US is “blockading” Iran's ports, which means Kharg Island is feeling the squeeze. No oil money, no funding for those pesky ayatollahs and their friends. The leftards are screaming about hurting the civilians. As always. Newsflash: Iran has been killing and funding terrorism for decades, so spare me the crocodile tears. Maybe if they just followed the bible they wouldn't be in this mess.

The libs are crying about civilians suffering. Suffering builds character! Besides, maybe if those civilians started asking their Supreme Leader why they're broke, he might change his tune. See how that works?

Experts (the real ones, not the CNN talking heads) say this could actually work. Economically strangling a regime is a time-honored tradition. Works way better than sending in the Marines and getting bogged down in another forever war. Sun Tzu said that the best way to win a battle is without firing a single shot.

The sanctions are hurting, no doubt. But that's the point! Iran needs to choose: fund terror or feed its people. It can't have both. That's the beauty of this pressure. Tough choices for a tough regime. We need to keep this pressure on.

It's not about hating Iranians, it's about hating the Iranian regime that hates us. There's a difference. Remember that. Don't fall for the propaganda. I'm thinking maybe a better way to help them is sending them a copy of the bible.

So, what's next? Keep the pressure on! More sanctions, more blockades, more economic pain until they stop being naughty. And for all the woke snowflakes out there, remember: America First, always. Let's go Brandon!

The CHUD take? Blockade the island, sanction the ayatollahs, and maybe, just maybe, get them to stop funding terror. Who knew, the most woke president could be the most conservative.

The moral of the story is that even a broken clock is right twice a day. Keep the faith, patriots! The libs might accidentally do the right thing for once. Don't get mad, get even and let the sanctions fly.

This is the way. We're going to make America great again and make Iran great as well.