VATICAN CITY – Okay, so the guy in the fancy hat chimed in. Turns out, he's not a huge fan of the Orange Man. Shocking, right? The head of Vatican Inc. has apparently noticed that Trump isn't exactly Mr. Kumbaya and thinks maybe, just maybe, his style isn't the second coming of Christ.

Trump, bless his heart, spent four years reminding everyone that America is kinda the best, actually. He even tried to build a wall (halfway, anyway) to keep the riff-raff out. The horror!

Meanwhile, Popey-poo's been busy pushing for open borders, climate change hysteria, and all the usual globalist garbage. He's like the UN, but with cooler robes and slightly better PR. It's almost like they're on opposite sides of the culture war or something.

It's hilarious how the left is clutching their rosaries and praising the Pope's 'moral authority.' Because, you know, the same church that covered up decades of… ahem… 'misconduct' is totally the arbiter of truth and justice. Give me a break.

Trump wanted to make America great again. The Pope wants everyone to hold hands and sing 'Imagine' while the CCP takes over the world. You pick your poison.

The real question is: who cares? Both of these guys are figureheads. Trump is a celebrity businessman pretending to be a politician. The Pope is a glorified PR manager for a multinational corporation with a creepy history.

Wake me up when either of them actually does something that affects my life. Until then, I'll be over here grilling meat, shooting guns, and enjoying the freedom that these two clowns are trying to take away.

Let's be real, the whole 'Trump vs. Pope' narrative is just another distraction. While the media fawns over this fake rivalry, they conveniently ignore the real problems: the collapsing economy, the woke indoctrination in schools, and the impending doom of global tyranny.

So, yeah, the Pope doesn't like Trump. Big deal. I don't like either of them. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some memes to make and a country to save.

And remember, folks, don't trust anyone in a funny hat. Or a toupee. Or, you know, anyone in power, period.

The Pope vs. Trump? More like the Glo-Pope vs. Based Emperor. Choose wisely.

Sources:

* United States Government Printing Office * The World Factbook (CIA)