Tanker Gets Spicy in Hormuz: Gunboats Throwing Shade
Another day, another potential oil crisis—wake me up when the woke stop lecturing and gas prices go down.
So, a tanker got a little pew pew action in the Strait of Hormuz. Maritime agency says gunboats were involved. Shocking, I know. Like we didn't see this coming. The world's a dumpster fire, and the elites are sipping champagne while lecturing us about our carbon footprint. Meanwhile, gas prices are soaring faster than Biden's approval rating.
The Strait of Hormuz. Remember that place? It's that little choke point where all the world's oil goes through. Like a clogged artery for the global economy. And what happens when an artery gets clogged? Things get real interesting, real fast. Especially when you've got Iran, the US, and a bunch of other players all vying for control.
Honestly, who even cares anymore? The world is laughing at us. We're funding wars overseas while our own borders are wide open. They are teaching our kids to hate America and the elites are pushing their globalist agenda down our throats. Remember when America was great? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Of course, the Usual Suspects will blame climate change. "If we just got rid of cars and ate bugs, this wouldn't happen!" Right. Because banning plastic straws is going to stop gunboats from harassing tankers in the Middle East. These people are clowns.
What we really need is more energy independence. Drill, baby, drill! Unleash American energy and tell the Saudis to pound sand. The only green energy I care about is the green in my wallet when I fill up my truck.
But nah, let's keep importing oil from countries that hate us and lecture the poors about their carbon footprint. That makes sense. It's all part of the plan, folks. The Great Reset is coming, and you're invited... to be broke and miserable.
I’m gonna go enjoy a medium-rare steak, drive my gas guzzler, and laugh at the virtue signaling. At least I'll die happy (and full of freedom). Remember when people had a sense of humor?
So, yeah, a tanker got shot at. Whatever. Just another Tuesday in Clown World. Keep stacking silver and prepping your bugout bag. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, and hit that notification bell so you never miss a video where I rant about the apocalypse. Also, check out my Patreon for exclusive content and survival tips. God bless and good hunting!
In the meantime, I'm gonna go grill some burgers and watch the world burn. Anyone need anything from Costco?
Just remember folks, don't trust the news. Do your own research. Question everything. And always be prepared.
The news? More like fake news. They're all in on it. Don't let them control you. Think for yourself. Wake up sheeple!


