So, Congressman Kean Jr. is MIA. 'Personal medical issue,' they say. Right. Probably just another swamp thing allergic to actually working for the people who pay his bills. Bet he's sipping mojitos on a beach somewhere, while the rest of us are stuck paying for his 'personal medical issue' with our taxes.

Look, we all get sick. We all need a day off. But when you're sucking at the government teat, pulling down a six-figure salary and perks galore, you owe it to your constituents to at least be transparent. What's the big secret? Is it 'long covid' (aka anxiety from thinking about AOC tweeting about you)? A sudden allergy to freedom? Inquiring minds (and taxpayers) want to know.

This is just more proof that DC is a cesspool. These clowns get elected, promise the moon, and then disappear the second things get tough. No accountability, no consequences. Just another brick in the wall of the Uniparty. Remember when Fetterman disappeared for weeks? Different party, same swampy behavior.

And the media? They'll give Kean a pass. 'Personal medical issue.' Cue the violins. They'll probably write puff pieces about his 'courage' and 'dedication to public service.' Meanwhile, Main Street is crumbling, inflation is eating our wallets, and the border is wide open. But hey, at least Kean is getting some R&R.

It’s always “personal medical issue” when politicians don't want to show up to work. No deets, just vague excuses. Transparency? What's that? Sounds like something the peasants care about. The ruling class is too busy lining their pockets and jetting off to exotic locations.

Maybe his “personal medical issue” is that he realized the entire system is rigged and he’s having an existential crisis. Nah, probably just a bad case of the Mondays. Or Tuesdays. Or Wednesdays…you get the picture.

So, next time you're struggling to make ends meet, remember Congressman Kean Jr. He's probably living the dream, courtesy of your hard-earned money. And if you dare to ask any questions, you're just being insensitive. After all, he has a 'personal medical issue.' Now get back to work, peasant.

Until he provides concrete evidence and a clear timeline, we can assume this is just another politician taking advantage of the system, paid for by the hardworking Americans he's supposed to represent. Drain the swamp. Or at least force them to show up to work.