Okay, so the Deep State's favorite wading pool, the Reflecting Pool on the National Mall, is getting a facelift. Apparently, even swamp things need to see if their hair plugs are still glued on straight. Word is Trump (still living rent-free in their heads) noticed it was looking a little 'filthy.' And let's be real, anything that's been marinating in Washington D.C. for this long is bound to have a layer of grime thicker than a Pelosi scandal. This is probably where they dump all the unsold copies of Hillary's book.

This isn't just any old pond scum receptacle, though. This is the spot where MLK gave his 'I Have a Dream' speech, back when dreams meant something other than free pronouns and government handouts. Now, before the woke brigade starts screeching about 'cultural appropriation,' let's remember: fixing a leaky pool ain't about erasing history, it's about preventing the whole damn thing from collapsing into a swamp of virtue signaling and identity politics. Drain the swamp, indeed.

And you know what? This renovation is probably gonna cost taxpayers a fortune, because government contracts are basically giant money laundering schemes disguised as public works. But hey, at least we'll have a slightly less disgusting puddle of water to look at while the country goes to hell in a handbasket. Silver linings, folks. Silver linings. So, while they're busy power-washing away the slime, maybe they should also hose down the rest of the city. You know, start with CNN headquarters.

Bet you anything they'll put up some virtue-signaling BS plaque about inclusivity and diversity. When the real issue is cleaning up all the trash that woke leftists bring into our cities. Now this reflecting pool will reflect a true and unbiased history once again, and hopefully will not be defaced by Antifa or the other thugs running amok in our society. And since it is close to election time, look at this as a win. We need more wins, and this is certainly one of them.

Sources:

* National Park Service * U.S. Department of the Interior