So, the holy sites in Jerusalem are open again. Apparently, some 'conflict' or something kept Palestinian Christians away for 40 days. Big whoop. Did anyone even notice? You know, besides the virtue-signaling blue-checks on Twitter pretending to care about something other than their own egos. Producer Karl Bostic and Nick Schifrin went over there, probably racking up frequent flyer miles on the taxpayer's dime, to document this earth-shattering event. Maybe they can ask the Pope how many genders there are next.

The real story here isn't some temporary closure. It's that these holy sites are in the middle of a freakin' warzone! But hey, let's focus on whether or not some Christians could get their Easter selfies. Priorities, people! Speaking of priorities, how about securing our own damn border instead of playing global policeman? Just a thought.

And let's not forget the REAL enemy: Woke capitalism! Bet you anything that the coffee shops near those holy sites are charging $10 for a latte and forcing you to use pronouns. They're probably pushing ESG scores and CRT too. You can't even celebrate the ressurection of the man upstairs without these guys breathing down your neck with their radical ideas. The problem isn't temporary closures, but these eternal woke corporations leeching off every inch of culture. Maybe if we defund the universities and media companies pumping out this garbage, we wouldn't have these problems in the first place.

Look, I'm glad the churches are open again. But let's not pretend this is some victory for religious freedom. It's a temporary reprieve in a world that's going to hell in a handbasket. Maybe focus on your own spiritual journey before demanding someone else take pictures of it.