Bahrain – So, Iran just pinged our base in Bahrain. Apparently, someone got their feelings hurt after some 'alleged' (wink, wink) US-Israeli fireworks show in Tehran. Plumes of smoke, they say. Sounds like a Tuesday in the Middle East.

Let's be real, this isn't news. It's a recurring episode of 'America Gets Punked by Sh*thole Countries.' Remember those Obama pallets of cash? Looks like that 'investment' is paying off, NOT. Thanks, Barry!

Bahrain. Prime real estate for our Fifth Fleet. Crucial for keeping an eye on those pesky Iranians and making sure they don't choke off the world's oil supply. Which, by the way, they’d LOVE to do. Thanks, globalists!

Iran’s been itching for a fight ever since we slapped those sanctions back on. Now they're playing victim after a little alleged pushback? Cry me a river made of crude oil.

The Deep State will probably spin this as 'complex geopolitical tensions' and call for more 'dialogue.' Translation: More weakness. More appeasement. More money for Iran to build nukes.

This ain't your grandpa's Cold War. This is a multi-dimensional chess game with lunatics who think blowing themselves up gets them 72 virgins. Logic need not apply.

Time to unleash the Kraken. Time to remind these goat herders what happens when you mess with the USA. Time to make the desert glow a little brighter.

Where’s Trump when you need him? At least he knew how to handle these thugs. Now we're back to tiptoeing around like woke snowflakes afraid of hurting anyone's feelings.

Enough is enough. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more negotiations. No more endless wars with no victories. It's time to put America First and let the world know we're not to be trifled with.

Maybe a little regime change is in order? Just sayin'. A few well-placed bunker busters could solve a lot of problems. Just askin' questions here, folks.

We need to stop funding both sides of these conflicts. No more nation-building. No more 'humanitarian intervention.' Just protect America, secure our borders, and let the rest of the world sort itself out.

So, what's the play, Brandon? Gonna wag your finger and issue a strongly worded statement? Or are we finally going to drop the hammer and Make Iran Great Again? Tick tock, the clock is ticking.