So, the Middle East is kicking off again. Surprise, surprise. Eight whole countries – Iran, Israel, Jordan, and Qatar, along with some other randos nobody cares about – decided to play 'close the airspace,' leaving normal folks stranded and probably eating airport food, which is a crime against humanity in itself.

Of course, nobody REALLY tells us why, just 'heightened tensions.' Right. Like we haven't heard that one before. Probably some deep state psy-op to distract us from the lizard people controlling the government. Or maybe it's just Iran and Israel posturing for the cameras, while the WEF sips champagne on their private jets and laughs at the peasants.

Remember when they told us to trust the science during the 'plandemic?' Yeah, well, now they're telling us to trust the 'experts' on national security. Same difference. They lie, we die (or at least get stuck in Atlanta airport for 12 hours). The elites always have a parachute. The rest of us get the freefall.

And let's be honest, the only reason these countries are closing airspace is because they're afraid of getting blown up. Which, you know, is a valid concern, but maybe they should have thought about that before they started playing war games with each other. But no, gotta flex those muscles for the cameras. Meanwhile, your vacation to Disney World just turned into a geopolitical nightmare.

Meanwhile, back in the US, Biden is probably sniffing kids and Kamala is cackling about something nobody understands. The border is still wide open, inflation is still skyrocketing, and now we can't even fly to Dubai without getting caught in a regional conflict. Thanks, Brandon!

This whole thing smells like another manufactured crisis. A way to keep us scared, keep us divided, and keep us dependent on the government for 'protection.' Wake up, sheeple! They're playing you like a fiddle! Stock up on ammo and gold, and get ready for the collapse. It's coming, whether you like it or not.

But hey, at least the woke airlines can virtue signal about their commitment to diversity and inclusion while they're canceling your flights. Progress!

This is just another example of how globalism is failing. Open borders, endless wars, and woke ideology have turned the world into a dumpster fire. It's time to reject the globalist agenda and put America first. Build the wall! Drain the swamp! And maybe invest in a good drone defense system for your backyard.

So, the next time you're stuck in an airport because some tinpot dictator decided to close his airspace, remember who's really to blame: the globalist elites who are pulling the strings behind the scenes. They don't care about you. They only care about power and control. Fight back!

I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens. Or maybe Klaus Schwab. Same difference, really.

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