Alright, folks, buckle up, because we've got another spicy one. Turns out, Iran decided to give our boys in Bahrain a little hello kiss in the form of a missile. Yeah, you heard that right. A freakin' missile. And there's video proof.

So, here's the deal: We've got a comfy little base in Bahrain, right? Prime real estate for keeping an eye on those ayatollah weirdos. But apparently, they're not too thrilled about our presence. Shocker. It's like inviting your in-laws for a 'weekend' and they decide to stay for a decade... and then start launching missiles at your patio furniture.

Now, the libs will tell you this is just 'escalating tensions' and we need to 'de-escalate' and 'dialogue.' Dialogue? With these guys? Last time we dialogued, they walked away with billions and a promise not to build nukes... which they're totally still doing. It's like negotiating with a toddler who's already halfway through the cookie jar.

Remember Obama's Iran deal? Great success, right? Gave them a pile of cash to… what was it again? Build schools and hospitals? Nah, probably used it to build more missiles. Thanks, Barry! This is why we can't have nice things.

But hey, at least we're 'leading from behind,' right? Whatever that even means. Sounds like something you say when you're trying to avoid taking responsibility for a massive screw-up. It's like saying, 'I'm the quarterback, but I'll just stand here and watch you get tackled.'

So, what's the plan, Stan? Are we gonna sit around and twiddle our thumbs while these guys keep poking us? Or are we gonna send a message they won't soon forget? Maybe a little 'shock and awe' to remind them who's boss? Just a thought.

The reality is, these guys only understand one language: force. They respect strength, they exploit weakness. And right now, they see weakness. They see a president who's more concerned about pronouns than protecting our troops. They see an administration that's more interested in appeasing the woke mob than defending American interests.

So, what's the solution? Well, I'm not saying we should nuke Tehran, but... actually, I kind of am. Okay, maybe not nuke. But a serious, targeted strike that sends a clear message: Don't mess with Texas... or our bases in Bahrain. Preferably one that doesn’t spark WWIII, but gets their attention. A big “oops.” You know, a little “misunderstanding.”

Let's be real, the only thing keeping them from doing something even stupider is the fear of what we might do in response. And right now, that fear is dwindling faster than Biden's approval rating. It's time to remind them why they should be afraid. Because America, hell yeah, we’re still the greatest. It's just time we start acting like it again. Now, where's that big red button?

Maybe we should just send AOC over there to explain the finer points of intersectional theory. That'll scare 'em straight. Just kidding. (But seriously, that would be hilarious.)

Anyways, keep your eyes peeled, folks. This ain't over. Not by a long shot. Stay frosty. And pray that whoever's in charge actually has a clue what they're doing. Because right now, it's not looking good. God Bless America!

It’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.