So, some X-rays dropped. Apparently, they're showing off the Ayatollah's vacation plans for anyone who disagrees with the regime. 'Massacre' is the polite word they're using. We're talking about Iran here, so color me shocked (I'm not).

Let's be real, these guys have been playing footsie with nukes and funding terror squads since before Y2K. Human rights? More like human wrongs, am I right? The libs will clutch their pearls and demand 'dialogue' while the mullahs are busy prepping for the next 'peaceful' protest crackdown.

Remember when Obama handed them billions? Good times. That money definitely went to schools and hospitals. 100% legit. Now, they're probably using the leftover funds to buy more X-ray machines. Because, you know, 'science'.

Seriously though, if these X-rays are legit (and let's be honest, odds are they are), it's just another Tuesday in Tehran. The only difference is now we have pictures. And pictures, as they say, are worth a thousand strongly worded UN resolutions that will be completely ignored.

The media is probably already spinning this. 'Nuance,' they'll say. 'Complex situation,' they'll claim. 'We need to understand their perspective,' they'll whine. Nah, fam. Some things are just straight-up evil. And this looks like it.

So what's the solution? Another strongly worded tweet? Sanctions that conveniently exempt the people who actually run the country? Maybe we should just send Greta over there to yell at them about carbon emissions. That'll fix everything.

Honestly, I'm starting to think the only thing these guys understand is force. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a CHUD typing on the internet. Probably spreading 'misinformation'. Whatever. Wake me up when they actually do something about it.

Until then, enjoy the X-rays. And remember to stay strapped, folks. Because you never know when the Ayatollah might come knocking... with a mobile radiation unit. Just kidding (mostly).

Seriously though, get your iodine pills ready. Just in case. And maybe invest in a good lead-lined hat. You can never be too careful.

And for the love of God, stop funding these lunatics.

Check the sourcing, but also: LOL.

Keep the memes coming.