ICE Boss Bails: 'Family Reasons' (wink, wink)
Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons pulls a 'gone fishing' in May, but everyone knows the border's a dumpster fire and nobody wants to be left holding the bag.
Okay, so Acting ICE Director Todd Lyons is pulling the ripcord in May. The official line is 'family reasons,' and he’s bleating about muh threats to ICE officers. Sure, Jan. We all know what's really up: the border's a bigger clown show than a CNN town hall, and nobody wants to be the guy in charge when the whole thing implodes.
Lyons's been playing musical chairs at the head of ICE while the Biden admin pretends the border's not completely overrun. It's like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, except instead of icebergs, it's hordes of unvetted individuals strolling across the border and getting free iPhones. MAGA!
He whines about threats? Boo-freaking-hoo. Maybe if ICE wasn't busy harassing law-abiding citizens and virtue signaling to the woke mob, people might have a little more sympathy. But hey, at least he gets to spend more time with his family while the rest of us deal with the fallout of open borders.
Who's next in the hot seat? Someone who's willing to sell their soul to the DNC? Probably. Meanwhile, the real heroes—the ICE agents on the ground—are stuck dealing with the mess that these politically correct bureaucrats created. Respect!
It's the same old song and dance: politicians create a problem, blame someone else, and then run away when things get tough. Lyons is just the latest example. Don't let the door hit you on the way out, pal.
Maybe this is a chance for Trump to get back in there and actually fix the border once and for all. Until then, we'll just be watching the slow-motion train wreck that is America's immigration policy. Popcorn.gif
So, yeah, Lyons is leaving. Good riddance. Let's hope the next guy has a spine and isn't afraid to actually enforce the law. But don't hold your breath. It’s still cheaper to get across the border than to fly Spirit Airlines. Sad!
Pro-tip: Buy ammo. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. #BuildTheWall #DeportThemAll #MAGA

