Well, well, well, look what we have here. Another shining example of government competence. Liza Tobay, a German lady who's been leeching off the UK for 15 years, got separated from her screaming, diaper-filler spawn because some pencil-pushing bureaucrat at the Home Office can't tell his elbow from his arse. Turns out, her 'settled status' got 'red flagged' – whatever the hell that means – and she was barred from boarding a flight. Cry me a river.

This whole 'settled status' charade is a joke, anyway. Before Brexit, anyone with a passport could waltz in and start sucking up benefits. Now, they have to, like, prove they're not illegal aliens? The horror! And the genius solution? A digital system so secure, it can't even keep track of a passport number without spontaneously generating a 'ghost number.' You can't make this stuff up.

The 3million, a bunch of whiny Remoaners still clutching their EU flags, are predictably losing their minds. They claim this poor woman's plight is 'unacceptable.' Newsflash: Life's unacceptable. Get over it. They want everyone to have a QR code or a physical card, because apparently, logging into a computer is too much for these delicate snowflakes. Maybe they should try pulling themselves up by their bootstraps instead of demanding more handouts.

And let's not forget the kid. Boo-hoo, he's 'homesick' and 'senses something isn't right.' Maybe if his mom wasn't gallivanting around Europe during a so-called 'cost of living crisis,' he wouldn't be so traumatized. Honestly, the entitlement is astounding. These people think they're entitled to live in the UK, entitled to benefits, and now entitled to a flawless immigration system. When does it end?

Three weeks to fix a typo? That's what you get when you hire diversity hires instead of qualified professionals. Maybe if the Home Office spent less time virtue signaling and more time doing its job, this wouldn't have happened. But hey, who needs competence when you can virtue signal?

So, to recap: A bureaucratic blunder separates a woman from her screeching offspring. The Usual Suspects whine about Brexit. The government shrugs and promises to 'investigate.' And nothing changes. Welcome to the United Kingdom, where incompetence is a feature, not a bug. At least she has time to reflect on how it would've been nice to get a physical record. Maybe they should try sending smoke signals next time. That's how advanced these so-called 'experts' are.