Oh, great, another NGO report. This time, Project Play, some group probably funded by George Soros and staffed by blue-haired harpies, is clutching its pearls about 22 kids who died trying to invade England via the English Channel. Boo hoo. Maybe if their parents weren't trying to sneak into a country illegally, they'd still be alive. Just sayin'.

Apparently, the UK and France are guilty of “catastrophic failures” because they haven't rolled out the red carpet for these economic migrants. The horror! The French police are using tear gas and slashing dinghies? Good! That's what they should be doing! It's called border security, snowflakes. Ever heard of it?

This report whines about how the UK has given France £473 million for “securitisation” of the border. Oh no! Money well spent, if you ask me. Keeps the riff-raff out. Project Play thinks this money is going to “violent tactics against children.” Yeah, well, maybe those kids shouldn't be hanging out with their parents while they're trying to break the law. Personal responsibility, people!

They want a “statutory inquiry” and “safe and accessible routes” for these invaders. Safe routes? Are you kidding me? We're supposed to make it easier for them to come here and leech off the system? Hard pass. Build the wall, or, in this case, fortify the Channel. Sink the dinghies. Whatever it takes.

The report even has sob stories about kids getting teargassed and burned by dinghy fuel. “Scary scary scary ouch,” says one four-year-old. Well, boo hoo. Maybe stay home then. And some 12-year-old got teargassed while on a boat being slashed by police? Sounds like a Tuesday in the Third World. Welcome to reality, kid.

And of course, the kids are now “afraid of the police.” Good. Maybe they'll think twice about breaking the law next time. These NGOs think they're doing some noble work, but they're just enabling this whole mess. They're virtue signaling while the West crumbles around them.

Katie Hall, some advocacy coordinator at Project Play, says there's a “catastrophic failure on both sides of the Channel.” No, Katie, the catastrophic failure is your organization's existence. Go home and knit a sweater. Or better yet, start paying taxes.

This whole thing is just another excuse for the globalists to undermine national sovereignty and flood Europe with cheap labor. They don't care about the kids; they care about power. And they'll use any tragedy, no matter how manufactured, to advance their agenda.

So, the next time you see one of these NGO reports, remember to take it with a grain of salt. They're not looking out for your best interests. They're looking out for their own. And their interests are definitely not aligned with yours.

In conclusion, stop the boats, secure the borders, and deport the invaders. And defund these ridiculous NGOs. Make Europe great again! (MEGA!)

P.S. Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Project Play The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the sovereign citizens would tell you.