Okay, so maybe Trump didn't actually nuke Iran, but the woke NPCs in the mainstream media are hyperventilating like he did, and honestly, it's hilarious. Dozens of attacks went down courtesy of good ol' American warplanes, launched from bases and aircraft carriers – basically, a Freedom Delivery Service straight to Tehran. President Trump, channeling his inner Based God, confirmed the targets: missile sites, Iran's navy, and... wait for it... their NUKE FACILITIES. Cue the soyboy tears.

For years, the Deep State globalists have been bending over backwards to appease these turban-wearing terrorists. Remember the Iran Deal? Obama gave them billions in cash to fund their jihad. Trump tore that garbage up like a Chad destroying a participation trophy. Now, he's backing it up with some good ol' fashioned American steel.

The lefties are already screaming about 'escalation' and 'World War III.' Newsflash: Iran has been escalating for decades. They're funding terrorists, chanting 'Death to America,' and building nukes to vaporize Tel Aviv. Acting like we can just 'dialogue' our way out of this is peak clown world.

Let's be real: Iran is a paper tiger. They talk a big game, but their military is a joke. A few well-placed Freedom Bombs and they'll be begging for a ceasefire faster than you can say 'MAGA.' And if they try to retaliate? Even better. Time to turn the whole country into a parking lot.

The real tragedy here is that it took this long. For years, we've been pussyfooting around, letting Iran get away with murder. Trump is the only president with the guts to actually do something about it. He's not afraid to ruffle feathers, and he doesn't care what the global elites think.

This is what winning looks like, folks. America First. Strength through dominance. Make Iran Great... Never.

So, pour yourself a glass of lib tears, crank up the Lee Greenwood, and bask in the glory of American power. The NPCs are melting down, the globalists are seething, and freedom is ringing. God bless America, and God bless President Trump. He's not perfect, but at least he's not a soyboy.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go buy some more ammo. Just in case the Ayatollah decides to get spicy. It's always good to be prepared.

This is the way.

Wake up sheeple. It's time to take back our country and make America based again.

Let's Go Brandon!