Tehran, Iran – Remember when everyone was all, 'Oh no, don't bomb Iran, that's, like, problematic'? Well, guess what? U.S. and Israeli forces just turned Tehran into a real-life Call of Duty map. As Iranians were sipping their morning chai and plotting the downfall of Western civilization, BOOM. Freedom rained down.

Apparently, somebody forgot to tell Iran that messing with the bull gets you the horns. Years of nuke-adjacent shenanigans and funding terror orgs apparently wasn't a winning strategy. Who knew?

The libs are probably clutching their pearls right now, wailing about 'escalation' and 'humanitarian crisis.' But let's be real, the only crisis here is Iran's existential one. Maybe now they'll think twice before building bombs and chanting 'Death to America'. Doubt it, but hey, a guy can dream.

Historically, appeasement has always worked, right? Oh wait, no it hasn't. Munich Agreement, anyone? Sometimes you gotta drop some spicy truth bombs to get the message across. And by truth bombs, I mean actual bombs. Metaphorically speaking, of course. (Note to the FBI: I am just joking. I love my country.)

Experts (the based ones, anyway) are saying this was a long time coming. Iran has been playing a dangerous game for years, and now they're finally facing the consequences. It's like that one kid in school who keeps poking the bear until the bear finally snaps. Except in this case, the bear is a bald eagle with a Star of David tattoo.

So, what's next? Probably more pearl-clutching and hand-wringing from the usual suspects. But hopefully, Iran will get the message and start acting like a responsible member of the international community. Or, you know, at least stop trying to nuke us. Baby steps.

The international community is 'concerned'? Oh no! Anyway… Maybe they should have been more concerned about Iran building nukes. Just a thought.

The economic impact? Lol. Iran's economy has been in the toilet for years. This is just adding insult to injury. Maybe they should try selling less oil and more freedom. (Spoiler alert: they won't.)

The humanitarian consequences? Look, war is hell. But sometimes you gotta fight for what you believe in. And in this case, we believe in not getting nuked. So, suck it up, buttercups.

This is what happens when you mess with the best. Remember that, libtards. And remember to always question the narrative. The MSM wants you to think this is bad. But is it, really? Wake up, sheeple!

Also, remember to drink your Ovaltine. (It's a boomer reference, get with the times.)

Sources: * Unofficial sources with high-level security clearances. * My gut feeling, which is usually right. * Common sense, which is apparently in short supply these days.