Okay, so, like, the US and Israel just went full 'Epic Fury' on Iran, and the libs are having a collective meltdown. NPR is clutching their pearls, but let's be real: someone had to do SOMETHING about Iran's little nuclear hobby. Weeks of tension? More like DECADES of Iran playing footsie with Armageddon. All that 'military buildup' the NPCs are screeching about? Just good ol' fashioned deterrence, baby.

Guterres, the UN's resident drama queen, is whining about the “use of force.” Cry harder, pal. Maybe if the UN wasn't a totally useless talk shop, things wouldn't have escalated to this point. International peace and security? The UN couldn't organize a potluck, let alone world peace.

The EU? Von der Leyen is “greatly concerned.” Yeah, about getting caught funding Iran's terror buddies. Kallas says the situation is “perilous”? No duh, Sherlock. Iran's been a menace since, like, forever. They haven't 'killed thousands', they've killed hundreds of thousands, maybe more.

The E3 (France, Germany, UK) are all 'we told you so' but conveniently left out the part where they were totally cool with Iran getting close to a nuke in the first place. 'Close contact' with the US? More like damage control after realizing they're on the wrong side of history. Still no explicit support though. Cowards.

Spain's Pedro Sánchez is having a full-blown socialist conniption fit. “Unilateral military action”? Yeah, because waiting for the UN to greenlight anything is a recipe for disaster. More like 'we demand immediate de-escalation, so you can go back to funding terrorism'.

Canada's Carney gets it. Iran = bad. Nukes = even worse. Straight facts, no chaser. More countries need to grow a pair and say it like it is.

Russia's gonna Russia. Expect them to blame America for everything, even the weather.

Look, this wasn't about 'escalation'; it was about sending a message: mess with the bull, you get the horns. Iran has been playing a dangerous game for far too long, and it's about time someone held them accountable. The libs can cope, seethe, and dilate all they want. America did what it had to do. GG EZ. Now, where's that popcorn?

Time to meme this into oblivion. The left gonna cry, but idc. We're winning