So, a Venezuelan doctor gets canned because of a visa freeze, then gets snatched up by Border Patrol. Sounds about right. You know, the kind of stuff that happens when you've got a bunch of virtue-signaling politicians playing pretend with national security. Turns out, the 'pause' button on visas isn't just a suggestion – it's a one-way ticket outta here, even for the guys patching us up when we inevitably faceplant after a night of freedom fries.

This whole visa freeze thing? Total clown show. They claim it's about security, but it's really just about looking tough while the border's still wide open for anyone who knows the secret handshake. And now, a doc who was probably keeping some rural hospital from collapsing is getting the boot. Great job, guys. Real heroes.

Betcha this doc was actually doing something useful, unlike half the clowns in Congress who spend their days arguing about pronouns and funding studies on the mating habits of Bolivian tree frogs. This is what happens when you let the woke mob run the asylum. Next thing you know, we'll be importing doctors from Canada who only know how to prescribe feelings.

Meanwhile, illegals get free healthcare, housing, and a lifetime supply of participation trophies. But a doc who probably saved a few lives gets the boot because...reasons? Sounds like the Left is just mad they can't find a way to blame Trump for this one. This is what happens when you dismantle the only thing keeping society together: Common Sense.

So, what's the solution? Simple. Secure the damn border. Vet everyone properly. And stop with the virtue signaling. We need actual doctors, not woke activists in scrubs. The system is so broken it's playing the Uno reverse card on us.

I bet this whole thing is a Deep State plot to undermine American healthcare. Wake up, sheeple! The globalists are coming for your appendix!

This dude's immigration lawyer is probably already drafting the GoFundMe, guaranteed. Time to 'own the libs' and crowdfund his deportation back to Venezuela.

Remember when America was about opportunity? Now it's just a game of woke Olympics, where the only prize is being the most oppressed.

In the meantime, maybe we should start a petition to rename the Department of Homeland Security to the Department of Woke Border Patrol. It's more accurate, anyway.