Dems Officially Terminally Online: Stuck in Trump Derangement Syndrome 24/7
Turns out hating orange man wasn't a policy platform after all – who knew?

So the geniuses over at the DNC are rocking a 'late-Trumpian stasis,' huh? Translation: they're still seething about 2016 and can't actually govern. It's like they're trapped in a perpetual 'owning the cons' Twitch stream, completely detached from reality.
Remember those glory days of screaming about Russia and mean tweets? Turns out, diagnosing Trump Derangement Syndrome wasn't exactly a roadmap for success. Who could have predicted?
Experts (the kind who still wear masks alone in their cars) are saying this stasis is about internal divisions. Yeah, no kidding. The Squad's busy cosplaying as revolutionaries while the Blue Dogs are trying to figure out how to pay for all the free stuff they promised. Good luck with that, guys.
And what are the implications? Well, besides the obvious collapse of Western Civilization (hyperbole, maybe), it means more woke nonsense, more inflation, and more virtue signaling. Buckle up, buttercups.
To fix this? Simple: ditch the identity politics, stop printing money, and maybe…just maybe…focus on actual problems. But let's be real, that's about as likely as AOC admitting she uses private jets.
Stasis? More like clown world. These guys are so busy chasing imaginary ghosts of Trump, they've forgotten how to run a lemonade stand, let alone a country.
Speaking of imaginary ghosts, have you seen Biden lately? Pretty sure he's communicating with the spirit of FDR. Someone check his meds.
Anyways, the Dem's are stuck. They hate Trump so much that they literally can't move on. They're the political equivalent of that one guy who still argues about Game of Thrones season 8.
So yeah, late-Trumpian stasis. LOL. Sad!
Enjoy the show folks. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Remember kids, the only thing more predictable than the sun rising is the Democrats' ability to screw things up. Sip
Keep calm and MAGA (even if it's just for the memes).
Pro-tip: invest in popcorn.


