NYC – Another day, another Marxist circle jerk in the Big Apple. This time, it's May Day, the commie holiday where pinkos gather to whine about capitalism while clutching their iPhones (made in China, obvi). Guess who showed up to bask in the glow of failed ideology? None other than Zohran Mamdani, NYC's resident socialist mayor, who's apparently trying to out-de Blasio de Blasio.

Turns out, this year's May Day festivities were brought to you by Neville Roy Singham, a tech mogul with a serious hard-on for the Chinese Communist Party. Singham's network of front groups, including The People's Forum and the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL), were the masterminds behind the whole shebang. They even unloaded pre-made anti-Trump signs like they were prepping for a second civil war. Settle down, comrades.

Of course, no commie get-together is complete without the usual suspects: Revolutionary Communists of America, Revolutionary Communist Party, Communist Workers of America – a veritable who's who of losers still pining for the Soviet Union. They were hawking their newspapers filled with gems like "abolish capitalism" and "replace it with a socialist system." Because that's worked out so well historically.

Some dude calling himself "Tom" (probably his revolutionary alias) told Fox News that capitalism is "in crisis" because it killed off the small farmer and businessman. Translation: He's mad that he can't compete in a free market. Cry more, Tom. Get a job.

Then there's Mayor Mamdani, who showed up to preach about taxing the rich and giving everyone free stuff. Dude stood in front of signs reading "NO ICE, NO WAR" and "NO BILLIONAIRES," which basically sums up the entire leftist agenda. He even bragged about "faster buses" instead of free ones, which is like bragging about getting a participation trophy.

But here's the kicker: a bunch of union workers skedaddled before Mamdani even started talking. Even they couldn't stomach the commie vibes. That's how you know you've gone full woke.

So, what's the takeaway? NYC is run by a socialist mayor who's cozy with pro-China commies, and the only people who support him are unemployed revolutionaries and trust fund Marxists. Sounds about right. Time to GTFO of this city. De-fund these commies!

Sources: * Mises Institute * Project Veritas