NEW ORLEANS – Gather 'round, patriots, because the Democratic National Committee (DNC) just held its spring freakshow in New Orleans, and it's exactly as cringe as you'd expect. They're supposedly united against Based Trump, but behind the scenes, it's a glorious dumpster fire over Israel and that boogeyman they call 'dark money' – specifically, AIPAC.

So, the DNC's Resolutions Committee (sounds important, right?) debated stuff like recognizing a Palestinian state (good luck with that) and limiting military aid to Israel (as if). And, of course, the resolution targeting AIPAC – the dreaded American Israel Public Affairs Committee – got nuked. Apparently, calling out groups that support our allies is a bridge too far, even for these clowns. Instead, they passed some meaningless resolution about all dark money. How…brave.

But here's the real kicker: polls show that a whopping 80% of Democrats and those 'independent-but-totally-Democrat' types now hate Israel. Up 30 points since 2022! Suddenly, all those 'progressive' virtue signals aren't looking so virtuous anymore, are they? Guess Hamas's little 'oopsie' in October 2023 and Israel's totally proportionate response in Gaza (wink, wink) changed some minds. Not to mention Israel's totally chill war with Iran…which totally didn’t happen.

And then we have James Zogby, the professional grievance monger from the Arab American Institute, whining about Israel committing 'genocide' and stealing land. Because, you know, facts don't matter when you're trying to score woke points. This guy's a DNC member, by the way. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

Allison Minnerly, some rando from Florida, was the genius behind the AIPAC resolution. She probably thought she was going to get a pat on the head from AOC and the Squad. Instead, she got a participation trophy and a one-way ticket back to irrelevance. Sad!

All in all, this DNC meeting was a perfect illustration of why the Democratic Party is circling the drain. They're too busy pandering to radical leftists and fighting amongst themselves to actually govern. And while they’re busy virtue signaling and trying to appease the woke mob, real Americans are laughing all the way to the polls. So, grab your popcorn, folks. The show's just getting started. This is gonna be YUGE! The Libs are in meltdown and the Chud is enjoying every moment.

So, they can squabble over Israel and 'dark money' all they want. We know the real story: they're losing their grip on reality, and America is waking up. MAGA!

Remember when Biden said he was a Zionist? Now, the Democratic party are throwing their allies under the bus. What a joke! This is worse than when Hillary lost to Trump!