WASHINGTON — The swamp creatures in the Senate are at it again, folks. A gaggle of Democrat senators, triggered beyond belief, are freaking out because FCC Chair Brendan Carr actually decided to, you know, regulate something instead of just handing out favors to Big Media. This time, the target is ABC, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Mouse House, Disney.

These esteemed senators, led by the usual suspects – Markey, Schumer, Cantwell, and Luján – are clutching their pearls over the FCC's decision to make ABC apply early for license renewal. Apparently, forcing a giant corporation to jump through a hoop is now an “extraordinary abuse of power.” Cry me a river.

Carr claims this is all about an investigation into Disney’s DEI efforts. Yeah, right. But the timing is chef's kiss. It came right after the president and First Lady called for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired for a joke that didn’t land. Coincidence? I think not. (Insert Pepe sipping tea meme here).

The Democrats are accusing Carr of being Trump’s “roving censor.” As if the FCC hasn't been a political tool for decades. They act like the only possible reason to challenge a media conglomerate is because of Orange Man Bad. Wake up, sheeple!

The senators are demanding answers, grilling Carr about his communications with the White House and the FCC's decision-making process. Carr, predictably, denies any outside pressure. Sure, Jan. But even if there was pressure, who cares? Maybe it's time regulators started paying attention to the concerns of regular Americans instead of just bowing to corporate overlords.

Let’s be honest, ABC is a propaganda arm for the left. They peddle woke garbage 24/7. If the FCC wants to poke them a little, I'm here for it. Maybe, just maybe, this will make them think twice about their biased coverage.

The pearl-clutching from these senators is hilarious. They're so used to getting their way, any pushback sends them into a tailspin. It's time for some accountability in the media. The sooner these corporate shills start sweating, the better. We need more chaos agents in positions of power, not fewer.

And let's not forget the other investigations into ABC: the one about moderating a presidential debate (rigged, obviously) and the one about The View violating equal time rules. It’s a glorious buffet of media malfeasance. Drain the swamp, baby! This FCC action is a glimmer of hope in a sea of corporate corruption and leftist insanity. Keep it up, Carr. The normies are watching. MAGA!