Washington D.C. - So, turns out the adults in the room during Trump's reign weren't exactly the stable geniuses we were promised. According to the MSM (Mainstream Media) – and you KNOW how reliable they are – Trump's own peeps were at each other's throats over whether to glass Iran. Because, you know, that's the sensible thing to do.

Apparently, some of these Beltway bandits were itching for a rematch of Desert Storm, while others were whispering sweet nothings about diplomacy. You gotta wonder, though – how many of these so-called advisors were actually working for the Deep State, trying to bait Trump into another forever war?

We're talking about the same swamp creatures who sabotaged his agenda at every turn, leaked classified information to CNN, and probably had a direct line to George Soros. Remember when Bolton looked like he was about to start WW3 single-handedly? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Trump, bless his heart, probably just wanted a good deal. But these guys? They wanted regime change, bombs bursting in air, and lucrative contracts for their buddies at Raytheon. Classic.

Let's be real: Iran's not exactly a choir boy. They're funding terrorists, building nukes, and chanting "Death to America" every Friday after prayers. But starting a war over it? That's like using a flamethrower to kill a spider. Overkill, much?

Of course, the media's framing it as Trump's fault, as if he was just a puppet being manipulated by these power-hungry advisors. But we know better, don't we? Trump was playing the long game. He was draining the swamp, one executive order at a time.

Except, maybe the swamp was deeper than he thought. Maybe these advisors were just too cunning, too entrenched, too… swampy. Or maybe, just maybe, everyone involved were just winging it.

So, next time you hear some talking head whining about Trump's foreign policy, remember this: the man was surrounded by wolves in sheep's clothing. And some of those wolves were probably wearing Brooks Brothers suits.

At least the whole thing didn't go full Michael Bay. Yet.

Sources:

* U.S. Department of State (for factual context on Iran) * Congressional Research Service (for background on US-Iran relations)