Alright, so get this: multiple researchers with TOP SECRET clearances just VANISHED. Gone. Poof. Like they got Thanos-snapped out of existence. Coincidence? I think NOT. This reeks of Deep State shenanigans. You think they just wandered off to join a commune? Wake up, sheeple.

Then you got Justice Clarence Thomas, based as always, dropping red pills about progressivism. He's out here saying liberty dies when you choose comfort over courage. True story. These soyboy progressives are too busy virtue signaling to realize they're paving the road to serfdom. Big Gov is NOT your friend.

Even Joe Rogan, who used to simp for Trump, is now saying he got us into one of the 'craziest' wars. Damn, even the normies are starting to see it. Trump did some good stuff, but let's be real, he also had some major cringe moments. Maybe he should have stuck to tweeting.

And speaking of cringe, some woke lib got elected to Congress. Great. Now we're gonna get even MORE socialist policies rammed down our throats. Get ready for higher taxes and more regulations, folks. Thanks, Millennials!

The Charlie Kirk case is still dragging on. The shooter is playing the victim card, trying to limit media coverage. Typical. They always cry foul when they get caught.

Oh, and some rapper D4vd got pinched for allegedly chopping up a 14-year-old and stuffing her in his Tesla. Another day, another celebrity doing celebrity things. Can't make this stuff up.

Airport lounges are turning into Thunderdomes. People are raiding buffets and letting their kids run wild. No class. No manners. Just pure, unadulterated savagery. This is why we can't have nice things.

The FBI is sniffing around Nancy Guthrie's house, looking for DNA. Maybe she finally snapped and took care of business herself? Just speculating, of course.

California's giving free gender reassignment surgeries to illegal immigrants in homeless shelters. You know, because THAT'S what's really important right now. Meanwhile, actual citizens are struggling to afford groceries. Clown world.

Trump's tightening up visa restrictions. Good. We need to build that wall... around the entire country. Keep the riff-raff out.

Franklin Graham is walking back the Trump-as-Jesus comparisons. Finally. Even he knows that's a bridge too far. But let's be real, Trump definitely thinks he's the chosen one.

Hillary's crying about Trump's juvenile detention policies, but she locked up thousands of kids herself. Hypocrisy level: MAXIMUM.

Carville wants to pack the Supreme Court and give D.C. and Puerto Rico statehood. The Dems are getting desperate. They know they're losing, so they're trying to change the rules.

Trump axed Catholic Charities' funding for unaccompanied minors. Based. Let them take care of their own damn kids. We have enough problems here.

Some GOP congressman is talking about UFOs. Seriously? Stay focused on the important stuff, dude. Like securing the border and stopping the woke agenda.

'60 Minutes' allegedly baited Trump into beefing with the Pope. Fake news! They're always trying to make Trump look bad.