Alright, folks, let's cut the crap. Some 21-year-old intern, Eric Tarpinian-Jachym, working for some RINO congressman, Ron Estes, got ventilated in D.C. near 7th and M Street NW. Turns out, according to the glorious geniuses in the prosecutor's office, DNA evidence points to two future Rhodes Scholars, Jailen Lucas and Kelvin Thomas (both a youthful 17 at the time), as being the prime suspects. Big surprise.

This kid was supposed to be a rising senior at UMass Amherst. Now he's just rising six feet under. Sucks to suck, but hey, at least he died in a diverse and inclusive environment. Thanks, Democrats!

The geniuses at the Metropolitan Police Department say three armed suspects jumped out of a stolen whip and started blasting. Tarpinian-Jachym just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Maybe he should have been packing heat. Just sayin'.

So, Lucas and Thomas got pinched back in September. And then, on Halloween (spooky!), they bagged another rocket surgeon, Naqwan Antonio Lucas, 18. The whole gang's facing first-degree murder charges. Good riddance, hopefully.

Let's be real, though. These are just symptoms of a bigger problem: Dem-run cities are cesspools of crime and degeneracy. They defund the police, let criminals run wild, and then act shocked when someone gets iced. Rinse and repeat. It's almost like there's a correlation. Shocked Pikachu face

They’ll blame systemic racism, poverty, blah blah blah. Sure, those things exist. But personal responsibility also exists. And in this case, it seems like a few young men made some really bad choices. Choices that ended someone else's life.

The real problem? The Left's soft-on-crime policies and their obsession with catering to criminals instead of victims. They celebrate 'social justice' while the streets run red. They’re too busy virtue signaling to actually solve any problems.

Now, I'm not saying every inner-city youth is a criminal. But let's not pretend there isn't a disproportionate amount of crime coming from certain areas. Ignoring that fact is just burying your head in the sand.

The trial is scheduled for February. I’m sure the woke jurors will give these guys a slap on the wrist and a free ride to community college. Maybe even a book deal!

So, yeah, another day, another tragedy in a Dem-controlled hellhole. Wake up, America. It's time to drain the swamp, starting with these useless liberal policies that are destroying our cities. And maybe, just maybe, start carrying a gun. You never know when you'll need it.

And as for the family of Tarpinian-Jachym, well, that’s awful, but what did they expect living in a democrat run crime ridden city? Thoughts and prayers. Maybe next time vote RED.

Meanwhile, back in reality, nobody important cares as the world spins forward. These kids will probably get off anyway. They are all minorities, so there is no accountability.