Okay, so the Coalition, bless their cotton socks, is apparently thinking about SLAMMING the brakes on immigration. Leaked docs say Angus Taylor is scheming to cut the yearly flow of fresh faces down to 150k-200k. Now, before you soyboys start screeching about muh diversity, let's be real: this might be the most based thing they've done since... well, ever? Remember Dutton promising to build coal plants or something? Yeah, this is way better. The current numbers are insane. We're drowning in fresh arrivals, and our infrastructure is crumbling faster than Biden's cognitive abilities. Housing is a meme, traffic is a nightmare, and the only thing growing faster than the population is the price of avocado toast. These numbers are still higher than what actual Chad Prime Ministers like Howard were running, and way over One Nation's based 130k cap. But hey, it's a start. Taylor's team is even talking about “Australian values.” Now, I’m not sure what those are anymore besides Vegemite and complaining about the weather, but at least they're acknowledging that maybe, just maybe, not everyone shares our deeply ingrained love of cricket and casual racism. Will this actually happen? Probably not. The Coalition has a long and storied history of promising based things and then cucking out at the first sign of media pressure. But a man can dream, can't he? Imagine: fewer overcrowded trains, slightly more affordable houses, and maybe, just maybe, a society where you don't have to hear three different languages just to order a coffee. Okay, maybe I'm getting carried away. But hey, a little bit of hope never hurt anyone. Unless you're a virtue-signaling leftist who thinks open borders are the key to utopia. In that case, cope harder. This is a positive first step towards a more reasonable immigration policy. Will it fix everything? Nah. But it's a damn sight better than the current clown show. It's like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound. Sure, it won't heal you, but at least it'll stop the bleeding a little. Let's hope Taylor actually has the balls to follow through with this. It might be the only way to save Australia from becoming a completely unrecognizable wasteland of overpriced lattes and endless traffic jams. And maybe, just maybe, it'll even trigger the lefties. Bonus points if that happens.