Yo, check it. China's UN shill, Fu Cong, is all kinds of verklempt about keeping the Strait of Hormuz open. Apparently, this is 'urgent' ahead of the pow-wow between Papa Trump and Chairman Xi. Like, duh. No oil flow = no happy commies.

The Strait of Hormuz, for the uninitiated, is basically the oil pipeline to the world. Close that sucker down, and gas prices skyrocket faster than Biden's approval rating tanks. And who benefits from chaos? We all know the answer. (Narrator: Not us.)

So, China's suddenly concerned about 'stability'. Right. As if they haven't been cozying up to Iran for decades. It's all geopolitical theater, folks. China wants cheap oil, America wants to not get dragged into another Middle East quagmire, and Iran wants to build nukes while everyone's distracted.

Trump's got a tough hand to play. He's gotta look tough on Iran, appease the neocons who still think bombing Tehran is a great idea, and simultaneously keep the global economy from collapsing. All while dealing with a senile Democrat party and a media that actively roots against him. Sounds fun, right?

Xi, meanwhile, is playing 4D chess. He's pretending to be a responsible global actor while simultaneously undermining American power at every turn. It's the CCP playbook: lie, cheat, steal, repeat. Rinse and repeat.

This whole Hormuz situation is just another reminder that the world is a complicated place, full of backstabbing and double-dealing. The adults aren't in charge; they're just playing the game. Wake up, sheeple. (Just kidding... mostly.)

The only real solution is energy independence, baby. Drill, baby, drill! Frack, baby, frack! Let's tell OPEC to take a hike and become energy independent. And maybe build a few more aircraft carriers to patrol the Strait, just for good measure. You know, 'cause peace through strength and all that.

So, yeah, China wants the Strait open. Big whoop. Let's see what Trump can pull off. Hopefully, it doesn't involve handing over Taiwan in exchange for a few barrels of crude. Because that would be, as the kids say, 'cringe'. Stay frosty, patriots. This ain't over. Not by a longshot. Remember to like and subscribe!