Okay, so China's throwing a hissy fit because we slapped sanctions on their 'teapot' refineries for slurping up that sweet, sweet Iranian crude. Apparently, according to the Ministry of Commerce (aka the CCP's propaganda wing), it's a violation of 'international law.' International law? You mean the stuff they ignore when they're building fake islands in the South China Sea and jailing dissidents? Yeah, that international law.

These 'teapot' refineries, bless their little commie hearts, are basically independent oil processors that are keeping the lights on in China, or at least trying to. They're like the Wild West of the Chinese oil market, and apparently, they're not too picky about where their oil comes from. Hint: it rhymes with 'I ran'.

And look, the US sanctions on Iran ain't exactly a secret. We're trying to squeeze their nuke program till it pops, and cutting off their oil revenue is a big part of that. But China, ever the helpful frenemy, is like, 'Nah, we're good. We'll just keep buying their oil and pretending we don't know what's going on.'

So now they're whining about it. Boo-hoo. Maybe they should try following the rules for once, instead of playing geopolitical games and stealing our intellectual property. But hey, that's just my two cents.

What's really hilarious is that they're trying to play the victim card. 'Oh, poor us! The big, bad Americans are bullying us!' Give me a break. China's the second-largest economy in the world, and they're building a military to rival ours. They can handle a little economic pressure.

Besides, this whole thing is a win-win for us. Either China stops buying Iranian oil (unlikely, but hey, a guy can dream), or they keep buying it and we get to look tough on Iran. Either way, America wins. MAGA!

And let's be real, this is just another episode in the ongoing saga of US vs. China. They're trying to steal our lunch money, undermine our economy, and spread their communist propaganda around the world. We can't let them get away with it. Sanctions are a start, but we need to be even tougher on China if we want to preserve our way of life.

In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy watching them squirm. Maybe they'll finally learn that you can't mess with the United States and get away with it. Probably not, but hey, hope springs eternal, right? So grab some popcorn, folks, because this is going to be a good show.

Let's meme this into oblivion! #ChinaMad #TeapotTears #Sanctioned #MAGA

They salty af fr fr. Big mad! Maybe they can cry into their noodles, lol.

This is how we win. Keep up the pressure, make them squeal, and let's make China great... at following international norms, for once!