Alright, listen up, buttercups. The Boy Scouts, now officially known as 'Scouting America' because apparently 'Boy' is now a microaggression or something, have gone full-blown woke. Pete Hegseth, bless his heart, is calling it out, labeling it as another casualty of the perpetually offended snowflake brigade. And honestly, can you blame him?

First, they let in the girls (fine, whatever, progress, right?). Now, they’re bending over backwards for the alphabet mafia. Transgender scouts? Sure, why not? Let's just throw tradition out the window and replace it with pronoun pins and mandatory sensitivity training. Next thing you know, merit badges will be replaced with woke points. They'll probably make you apologize to a tree to get your environmental badge. Good grief.

The organization claims this is all about inclusivity and being welcoming. But real talk? It's about avoiding lawsuits and virtue signaling to the Twitterati. They’re chasing the approval of people who probably never even went camping. Talk about a bad look.

Remember when the Boy Scouts were about learning how to build a fire, tie knots, and survive in the wilderness? Now it's probably about identifying your gender identity and checking your privilege at the trailhead. They should have stuck to what they knew. Now it's a dumpster fire.

Of course, anyone who dares question this woke takeover is immediately labeled a bigot or a transphobe. It's the standard playbook. But the truth is, many folks are concerned about the direction the organization is heading. Is anyone thinking about the actual boys who used to be the primary focus? Or is their comfort not even a factor anymore?

This is just the latest example of the left's relentless march through institutions. They're coming for everything, from your children's education to your beloved childhood organizations. Nothing is sacred. And if you don't like it? Well, you're just a deplorable, right?

So, get ready for Scouting America. Prepare for rainbow neckerchiefs, pronoun circles around the campfire, and merit badges for social justice activism. The Boy Scouts are dead. Long live the…Scouting America woke-fest. I guess.

Meanwhile, I'm going to start a new organization called 'Manly Men and Woodsmen.' We'll chop wood, eat steak, and tell woke ideologies to get lost. Who’s with me?