Artemis II Astronaut Prays to Based God During Moon Blackout, Doesn't Simp for Aliens
Glover drops a quick prayer to Chad God then gets back to stacking rocks for the 'gram, triggering the libs.

Houston - So, the Artemis II woke space mission actually did something BASED for once. Astronaut Victor Glover, a certifiable Chad, straight up admitted he said a 'little prayer' during a 45-minute comms blackout on the dark side of the moon. This, of course, sent the normies into orbit (pun intended).
Imagine: you're hurtling through the void, communication drops, and your first instinct isn't to signal for alien overlords, but to give a shoutout to the Big Man Upstairs. Based beyond comprehension.
Of course, the NPC's are seething. 'But what about the separation of church and state in OUTER SPACE?!' they cry. As if the infinite expanse of the cosmos is some kind of DEI training session. Give me a break. Guy wants to pray, let him pray. It's the MOON, not a woke kindergarten.
Then you've got the former POTUS, Daddy Trump, on the line via NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman, probing about the far side of the moon. 'Did you see a difference, a big difference between the far side of the moon and the near side of the moon?' Based Trump just dropping truth bombs about lunar geography.
Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen gets in on the action too, thanking Trump 'on behalf of Canada.' Even the maple syrup munchers know who's boss when it comes to space. No more Mr. Nice Guy, Canada is simping for Trump now.
The best part? After his prayer, Glover went right back to work, 'recording scientific observations of the far side of the moon.' No time for existential crises, just stacking rocks and gathering data. A true sigma male in action.
The Artemis program, despite its woke branding and cringey PR, is actually achieving things. They're exploring the unknown, pushing boundaries, and discovering the secrets of the universe. And, apparently, praying to based gods.
Maybe, just maybe, this is a sign that there's still some hope for humanity. That even in the face of globalist indoctrination and woke virtue signaling, there are still Chad astronauts out there willing to stand up for their beliefs and do what needs to be done.
So, let the left seethe. Let the globalists tremble. Artemis II just proved that space is still based, and God is still in control. Amen.
This mission, led by a based commander, is pushing the boundaries of space exploration. The scientific data gathered by Glover on the far side of the moon is important for future exploration. The Artemis program is also creating jobs and opportunities in the American space industry. The whole thing is pretty based.
Also, let's not forget that this whole mission is a giant middle finger to China. They're busy building fake islands in the South China Sea, while we're blasting off to the moon. Who's winning now, commies? That's right, America, baby!
The comms blackout proves that even the best technology can fail, but faith endures. This is a crucial lesson for us all in these trying times. Always have faith in something bigger than yourself, whether it's God, the Constitution, or the free market. Believe in freedom and individual liberty. And never forget: America is still the greatest nation on Earth. We're going to the moon, and we're taking freedom with us!

