Alright, folks, gather 'round, because we got a story hotter than Tucker Carlson's latest take on the border. Seems like some woke-loving lib got got...back in 1986, that is. Apparently, some dude named Charles Berry, 66 (boom roasted!), finally got pinched for the rape and murder of Roberta Walls in Virginia Beach. Took 'em long enough, am I right?

So, back in the day, Roberta was found dead behind some elementary school. Real classy. Turns out, she was last seen alive at the Bayside Public Library. You know, one of those places where they try to indoctrinate your kids with gender ideology and CRT? The irony is thicker than Biden's pudding cup.

Now, the libs will whine about systemic injustice and the patriarchy or something. But let's be real: this is about a violent criminal finally facing the music. And it's all thanks to DNA technology. That's right, the same tech that can prove you're not related to Pocahontas is now putting murderers behind bars. Take that, Woke-ahontas!

Of course, the media's gonna try and spin this as some kind of victory for social justice. But we know the truth: this is a victory for good old-fashioned law and order. It's a victory for the cops who never gave up on the case. And it's a victory for the families of victims who deserve to see justice served, even if it takes four freakin' decades.

Berry's now sitting in a Connecticut jail on a cool $2 million bail, waiting to get extradited to Virginia. Let's hope they don't let him out on some woke bail reform scheme. He needs to rot in a cell and contemplate his sins.

And here's a thought: maybe instead of defunding the police, we should be investing in more DNA labs and forensic scientists. You know, so we can catch more criminals and lock 'em up for good. Just a thought.

So, next time you hear some lib talking about how the criminal justice system is racist and unfair, remind them of this case. Remind them that DNA doesn't lie. And remind them that justice, however delayed, is always worth fighting for. Now go forth and spread the truth, patriots! The libs are triggered!

Remember to donate to Turning Point USA, PragerU, or any other organization fighting the culture war and defending our values against the woke mob. We must resist the woke agenda, protect our children, and defend the American way of life. God bless America, and God bless the Second Amendment!

This story also serves as a potent reminder of the failures within our educational system, as the perp in question may have received education on radical theories that caused the lack of respect for human life. Furthermore, the prevalence of woke policies in modern libraries, such as the Bayside Public Library, should be reviewed for potential risks towards innocent citizens, like the deceased Roberta Walls.