Okay, so get this. A poll dropped before Trump and Netanyahu decided to stir the pot, and only 21% of Americans were down with turning Iran into a parking lot. Twenty-one percent! Are you kidding me?

What's wrong with you people? We've got these Ayatollah weirdos running around, chanting 'Death to America,' and only a measly 21% are ready to turn the whole place into a glow-in-the-dark sandbox? Pathetic. Truly pathetic.

I blame the soyboys. And the cucks. And probably some globalist deep-state shenanigans. Nobody wants to actually, like, win anymore. Everyone's too busy virtue signaling and worrying about pronouns while the mullahs are building nukes in their basement. Wake up, sheeple!

This poll is basically proof that America is going soft. We used to be a nation of cowboys, ready to ride into the sunset and punch commies in the face. Now we're a bunch of latte-sipping snowflakes who are afraid to hurt anyone's feelings. Embarrassing.

And before you come at me with your 'muh international law' and 'muh humanitarian concerns,' let me remind you that these are the same people who stone women for adultery and fund terrorism around the globe. They're not exactly Boy Scouts.

So, yeah, 21% is a joke. We need to pump those numbers up. We need to remind the world that America is still the land of the free and the home of the brave…and that we're not afraid to drop a little freedom on anyone who gets out of line. Boom!

Of course, now that Trump and Bibi have allegedly 'taken action' (wink wink), maybe that number is higher. Hopefully, a few more normies have finally realized that appeasement doesn't work and that sometimes you just gotta send a message. A really, really loud message.

But honestly, 21%? Get it together, America. Step up your game. Stop being such wimps. And maybe, just maybe, we can Make America Great Again. One strategically located explosion at a time.

Don't get me wrong, war is bad. But sometimes, you gotta introduce people to Darwinism. It's the only language some folks understand.

We are in danger of losing our edge, becoming soft. The Left wants us weak. We cannot let this happen.

So while this poll is old news, it's still a good reminder that we are surrounded by weakness. We must continue to fight the good fight and stand for truth and justice, even when it's unpopular.

The poll revealed a weak-kneed America, pre-spicy Trump-Bibi action, who lacked the will to smack down the mullahs.