So, Mayor Zohran Mamdani, or whatever NPC name they're calling him now, got a bunch of nicknames from the legacy media and the political swamp creatures. Big deal. Are we supposed to clutch our pearls and feign outrage? This is politics, baby. It's all a clown show.

Honestly, who even cares what they call him? Z? Zo? Mam? Does it really matter when the city's still circling the drain? We're talking about nicknames while the homeless population explodes, crime rates are through the roof, and the city's budget is more fictional than a unicorn convention.

The fact that the MSM is even reporting on this garbage tells you everything you need to know. It's all about distraction. Keep the normies occupied with trivial nonsense while the real grifters continue to loot the treasury. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a bunch of elites playing their little games.

These nicknames are probably focus-grouped and approved by some PR firm anyway. It's all part of the machine. They need to make sure their puppet is palatable to the masses, even if he's just a cardboard cutout spewing woke talking points.

But hey, maybe one of these nicknames will actually stick. Maybe it'll even be something truly offensive. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Imagine the outrage! The pearl-clutching! The virtue signaling! It would be glorious.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to survive in this dystopian hellscape. We're dodging potholes, stepping over human waste, and paying exorbitant taxes to fund the Regime's pet projects. But sure, let's talk about nicknames. It's way more important.

This whole thing is just another reminder that politics is a rigged game. It's a battle between different factions of the same corrupt elite. They all want the same thing: power and control. And they'll use any means necessary to get it, including manufactured outrage over meaningless nicknames.

So, go ahead and call him whatever you want. Zohan. Zozo. Mamdani. It doesn't matter. He's just another cog in the machine. And the machine keeps churning, regardless of what we call its cogs.

The system is designed to create these figureheads. The nicknames will never address the core issues or hold those in power accountable.

It's important to remain skeptical of all narratives and question the motives of those pushing them. The names are merely surface-level distractions from deeper, systemic problems.

Remember, these are the same people who tell us to trust the science while simultaneously pushing policies that defy logic and common sense. Don't let them gaslight you. Stay woke (the real woke).

So, let's all raise a glass to Mayor... whatever his name is. May his reign be short and his legacy be forgettable.