So, the libs are coming for your DNA now? Not surprised. Predictive medicine is advancing, which means your genes are about to be the next front in the culture war. Legal 'scholars' (read: woke activists in robes) are whining that decades-old federal guidelines aren't ready to handle the coming genetic apocalypse. Translation: they want to use your genetic code to enforce more 'equity' in the workplace. Buckle up, buttercups.

GINA (Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act) was supposed to stop genetic discrimination back in 2008. But apparently, it's not WOKE enough. These 'scholars' are now claiming it doesn't cover all the ways employers COULD discriminate based on your genes. What, are we going to have genetic quotas now? 'Sorry, Jim, you're too white and your genes indicate a predisposition to liking freedom. Can't hire you. Gotta meet our genetic diversity goals!'

The whole point of individual liberty is that you're judged on your merits, not some arbitrary characteristic you can't control. But the woke mob sees everything through the lens of oppression. Now, apparently, your genes are just another way for 'the man' to keep you down. It's never ending, folks. They’ll weaponize literally anything for their social engineering agenda.

Of course, the real goal here isn't to protect anyone. It's to give the government (and their corporate overlords) more control over your life. They want to know everything about you – your health, your habits, your genetic code – so they can micro-manage your existence. The future isn't looking bright, is it? Prepare for the genetic audit, comrades. Resistance is fertile (pun intended).