Alright, listen up, snowflakes. Senator Rick Scott, based god and slayer of commies, just went full scorched earth on Yale University. Why? Because those ivory tower soyboys invited Hasan Piker, the Twitch streamer who thinks America deserved 9/11 and your grandma deserves to be taxed into oblivion, to give a speech. I can't even with these people.

This Piker dude, who unironically calls himself a socialist while raking in that sweet Twitch money, has a long and storied history of saying dumb stuff. Like, REALLY dumb stuff. Remember when he said Rick Scott should be "killed" for daring to suggest maybe, just maybe, we shouldn't be funding every single deadbeat who can't be bothered to get a job? Good times.

Now, normally, I'm all for free speech. But when your "free speech" involves advocating for the murder of elected officials and excusing terrorist attacks, maybe it's time to reconsider your life choices. And maybe it's time for Yale to reconsider who they're giving a platform to. I mean, seriously, what's next? Are they gonna invite the Ayatollah to give a lecture on gender equality? At this point, it wouldn't surprise me.

So, what's Scott's solution? Defund the commies, of course! "Yale receives billions from the federal government — President Trump and Congress need to IMMEDIATELY revoke it," he tweeted. "An elite private university that hosts an antisemite who says a Senator should be killed, capitalists should be killed, and the U.S. deserved 9/11, shouldn’t get ONE CENT from taxpayers." Based. Absolutely based.

Look, I get it. Universities are supposed to be bastions of free thought and intellectual exploration. But when those "intellectual explorations" involve glorifying terrorism and advocating for political violence, it's time to draw the line. It’s time to tell these over-educated, under-experienced morons that their woke ideologies aren't welcome in America, and they sure as hell aren't getting funded by American taxpayers. No more free gibs for these socialist clowns.

It's time to drain the swamp, starting with these virtue-signaling universities. Defund Yale. Defund Harvard. Defund them all! Let them survive on their own merits, or, better yet, let them collapse under the weight of their own woke nonsense. That's the only way we're going to save this country from the clutches of the radical left. Now, go forth and spread the word. The revolution will not be televised, but it will be tweeted. And it will be glorious.

This whole situation is just another symptom of the woke mind virus infecting our institutions. Universities have become indoctrination centers for leftist ideology, and it's time to put a stop to it. We need to demand accountability from these institutions and ensure that they are promoting American values, not undermining them. If that means defunding them, then so be it. It's a small price to pay to save our country from the clutches of the woke mob. So, let's get to it. Let's make Yale great again! And by that, I mean let's defund them into oblivion.