SYDNEY, Australia — So, the perpetually aggrieved social justice brigade thought they could just waltz into Gaza, break international law, and virtue signal to the world? Surprise, surprise, they got a taste of reality courtesy of the IDF (Israel Defense Forces), and now they're running home crying about 'abuse' and 'torture.' Pass the popcorn.

These clowns, who fancy themselves humanitarian heroes, decided to join the Global Sumud Flotilla, a thinly veiled attempt to undermine Israel's security measures in Gaza. Apparently, international borders and sovereign nations are just suggestions to these enlightened souls. When they inevitably got intercepted, they acted shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Now, they're claiming they were stripped naked, beaten, and sexually assaulted. Look, I'm not saying it didn't happen, but forgive me if I take their tearful tales with a massive grain of salt. These are the same people who scream 'microaggression' if someone accidentally misgenders their cat. Suddenly they’re all Navy SEALs enduring unimaginable hardship? Doubtful.

And of course, they're demanding a meeting with Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, hoping he'll drop everything and listen to their sob stories. Albanese, a man whose spine is made of tofu and whose foreign policy is dictated by Twitter trends, will probably cave. He’ll denounce Israel, shed a tear, and then go back to virtue-signaling about climate change.

Let's be real: Gaza is run by Hamas, a terrorist organization dedicated to the destruction of Israel. The blockade exists to prevent weapons and materials from reaching these murderous thugs. These “activists” are either naive useful idiots or outright Hamas sympathizers.

The video posted by Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir, showing the detainees kneeling and zip-tied, is being used as 'proof' of Israeli brutality. Okay, so they were uncomfortable for a few hours. Big deal. Try spending a day dodging rockets fired from Gaza, and then tell me about 'torture'. Ben-Gvir gets heat for clowning on them, but honestly, they deserved it. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

These activists should consider themselves lucky they weren't thrown in a Hamas prison. They would've quickly learned the difference between a 'microaggression' and actual torture. Instead, they get a free trip home and a platform to whine about their 'suffering'. The definition of privilege.