GENEVA – So, three people are dead from hantavirus on a cruise ship, according to the W.H.O. One confirmed case, five maybes. You know what this means, right? The globalists are coming for your summer vacation.

Hantavirus, folks. Rodent pee, rodent poop, rodent cooties. This isn't some newfangled woke disease; it's been around longer than your grandma's dentures. But now that it's on a cruise ship, suddenly the 'experts' are losing their minds.

Remember Covid? Remember '15 days to slow the spread?' Yeah, well, get ready for '15 months to sanitize every buffet from Miami to Monaco.' The W.H.O., those paragons of virtue who brought you such hits as 'China good, America bad,' are now on the case. Expect mask mandates, vaccine passports for rodents, and a complete shutdown of international waters.

What's the REAL story here? Is it bad hygiene? Questionable sanitation practices on these floating petri dishes? Or is this just another excuse for the global elite to control your life? Wake up, sheeple! Don't let them use this to justify more lockdowns and more power grabs.

They'll tell you it's about 'public health.' They'll tell you it's about 'saving lives.' But what it's REALLY about is control. Remember when they told you hydroxychloroquine was dangerous? Then ivermectin? Now suddenly we need to trust their 'experts' again? I think not.

This is the new normal. Fear-mongering, overreaction, and virtue signaling disguised as science. Next thing you know, they'll be canceling cruises altogether because they're 'harmful to the environment' or some other BS.

So, what should you do? Stock up on hand sanitizer, maybe invest in a hazmat suit, and definitely don't listen to anything the W.H.O. says. And for God's sake, stay away from the buffet. You don't know where those rodents have been.

This isn't about science; it's about power. And until we start calling them out on their nonsense, they're going to keep getting away with it. It's time to fight back against the woke virus and reclaim our freedom. Make cruises great again!

Remember, trust your instincts, do your own research (on REAL websites, not Snopes), and never, ever trust the 'experts.' They're usually wrong, and they're almost always lying.

Meanwhile, the cruise industry is probably blaming Trump somehow.