Woke US Charges Based Raúl Castro with Murder: Finally Some Basedness?
About time the Deep State got off its ass and charged the commie dinosaur for downing those planes back in '96 — maybe there's hope for this clown world yet.

WASHINGTON - Alright, alright, alright. So the US government, in its infinite wisdom (citation needed), has decided to indict Raúl Castro, the ancient Cuban dictator, for crimes related to the 1996 downing of those Brothers to the Rescue planes. I know, I know, color me shocked.
This whole thing smells like a political stunt cooked up by the establishment to distract from the real issues, but hey, if it pisses off the commies, I'm not gonna complain too much. Castro, that old geezer, is being accused of conspiracy to kill US nationals and a bunch of other stuff. Basically, the Feds are saying he was responsible for those planes getting blasted out of the sky, killing four people, including three Americans.
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche, some swamp creature, made the announcement down in Miami, probably surrounded by RINOs and virtue signaling soyboys. He's trying to sound tough, saying the US ain't gonna forget about its citizens. Yeah, right. Where were you when Antifa was burning down American cities, Todd?
President Miguel Díaz-Canel, the current puppet leader of Cuba, is predictably crying foul, calling it a political maneuver. Cry me a river, commie. You reap what you sow. The US is supposedly trying to squeeze Cuba into submission by tightening the economic screws. Sanctions, oil blockades, the whole nine yards. And Rubio, that grandstanding RINO, is over there trying to play hero, telling the Cuban people that Trump is gonna save them. As if.
Díaz-Canel is whining about collective punishment and claiming Cuba was just defending itself. Sure, Jan. They also claim that they have universal healthcare, but no one's rushing to Cuba for treatment. Blanche wouldn't say if he's gonna strong-arm Castro to the US for trial. I guess they will send John Wick to take care of it. "We expect he will show up here, by his own will or another way," he said. Okay, tough guy.
Castro is nearly 95, so even if they manage to drag him to court, he'll probably croak before the trial even starts. Plus, it's always hard to prove stuff that happened decades ago. Especially when the deep state, which is always a mess, is involved.
So what's the real deal here? Is this a genuine attempt at justice, or just another political circus? Honestly, who knows? Maybe it's a little bit of both. Either way, it's entertaining to watch the left meltdown over it.
Sources: * U.S. Department of Justice (Trust them? LOL) * American University (More like American Marxist University) * Reuters (Wait, that's news. Nevermind.)


