MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Grab your participation trophies, snowflakes, because the struggle is REAL! A gaggle of activists, fresh from their soy latte breaks, bussed their way to Montgomery on Saturday for a reenactment of the Selma march. Apparently, the Supreme Court hurt their feelings again. The 'All Roads Lead to the South' rally, or as I like to call it, the 'All Roads Lead to More Government Control' tour, was triggered by that pesky SCOTUS decision that said, GASP, maybe we shouldn't draw congressional districts based solely on skin color. Shocking, I know.

Leading the charge was Keith Odom, 62, a union dude who's apparently reliving his glory days. He's worried his grandkids won't be able to go forward... presumably into a socialist utopia where everyone gets a free pony and pronouns are mandatory. Poor guy.

Remember the Voting Rights Act? That thing that was supposed to solve racism forever? Well, according to these folks, it's now a useless piece of paper because the Supreme Court actually expects states to follow the Constitution. The horror! Now states like Alabama might actually have to draw districts based on something other than race, which, according to the woke mob, is literally the end of democracy.

We also have Justice Washington (ironic name, much?) a Kennesaw State University student who’s apparently inheriting her grandma's victim complex. And let's not forget Kobe Chernushin, an 18-year-old white kid filming the whole thing for social media clout. Bet he's got 'ally' in his bio. The buses left from John Lewis' old district, because of course they did. Gotta milk that legacy for all it's worth.

These people want a federal election overhaul named after John Lewis, which basically means they want to federalize elections so they can rig them even harder. The goal is to override the Supreme Court and turn the Voting Rights Act into a weapon to bludgeon anyone who disagrees with them. They claim it's about 'voting rights', but it's really about power. Always has been. So buckle up, buttercups. The left is salty, they're not backing down, and they're gonna keep crying about 'voter suppression' until they get their way. Deplorables, assemble! It's time to make the libs seethe again.