So, the Deep State's still making our boys and girls in blue go through SERE training, huh? Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape. Sounds pretty hardcore. Except, you know, where's the mandatory sensitivity training on preferred pronouns for the enemy? Can't just assume the Taliban's gonna respect your pronouns while you're chowing down on a squirrel in the wilderness. #WokeMilitary

First, they teach 'em how to eject. Good. Don't wanna be roadkill on some farmer's field after your F-35 malfunctions (again). Gotta wonder if the ejection seats are designed to handle all body types now, gotta be inclusive, right? #BodyPositivity

Then comes the fun part: SERE school. Learnin' how to build a fire with two sticks while avoiding ISIS patrols. Bet they don't teach you how to trigger the libs with a well-placed 'Let's Go Brandon' in the middle of the desert. Missed opportunity, IMHO. #MAGA

Evasion? Camouflage? Bet they're using the latest woke camo patterns designed to blend in with a latte art competition. Hope it works better than their Afghanistan withdrawal strategy. #BidenDidThat

Resistance training. Yeah, right. More like tolerance training. I bet they spend more time worrying about offending their captors than resisting interrogation. Can't have a microaggression in a POW camp, can we? #Snowflake

Escape and return? Good luck with that. Last time the military tried a strategic retreat, they left behind billions in equipment for the Taliban to play with. Guess the escape plan involved leaving everything behind and hoping for the best. #Winning

Seriously though, this SERE training is probably the only thing the military is still doing right. Teaching our pilots to survive against all odds. It's just a shame it's gotta be overshadowed by all the woke garbage they're pushing on our troops. #DeSantis2024

Hopefully, they are emphasizing low-tech skills though. 'Cause if our pilots are relying on their iPhones to get them outta a jam, we're screwed. Gotta know how to use a map and compass, even if you're a millennial. #GetOffMyLawn

Seriously, can we just focus on winning wars again instead of virtue signaling? Let the woke crowd have their participation trophies; I'd rather have a military that knows how to kick ass and take names. And maybe learn a few new survival skills while they're at it. #AmericaFirst

So, next time you see a pilot, thank them for their service. And maybe slip them a copy of 'The Art of War' – just in case their SERE instructor is too busy teaching them about white privilege. #RedPilled