Alright, folks, buckle up, because the clowns in Denmark have done it again. In the latest episode of “Globalist Overreach,” some Greenlandic woman (Keira Alexandra Kronvold, if you care) won a court case against the Danish authorities for having the audacity to, wait for it… checks notes… remove her kid. Apparently, those darn “parental competency tests” (FKU tests) – designed to see if she was “civilized enough” (their words, not mine) – were deemed illegal. Illegal! Because, you know, facts and standards are so offensive these days.

Now, before the woke brigade starts chanting about “colonialism” and “systemic racism,” let’s get one thing straight: this isn't about racism. It's about standards. It's about ensuring that kids are raised in stable, loving environments. And if some psychometric test (that the Danish government abruptly banned last May after international pressure) reveals a parent to be… lacking… well, tough luck. Maybe get your act together before popping out a kid, eh?

But no, according to the Western High Court, removing Kronvold's daughter Zammi – now 18 months old and living with a Danish foster family – was a violation of her “fundamental legal rights” under some obscure International Labour Organization (ILO) Indigenous and Tribal Peoples Convention of 1989. Seriously? The ILO? Since when do we let unelected bureaucrats from international bodies dictate our domestic policies?

Kronvold's lawyer, Gert Dyrn, is practically orgasming over this “major victory for the Greenlandic community in Denmark.” Yeah, a victory for virtue signaling and cultural relativism. A loss for common sense. Now other women who have not been examined again according to the new law will probably be able to use this ruling to get their decisions nullified, and adult Greenlandic people who were removed from their parents as children may be able to get an apology from the Danish state or compensation. Wonderful.

Of course, the UN is chiming in, claiming that the authorities’ treatment of Kronvold “may amount to ethnic discrimination.” May amount to? Give me a break. It amounts to enforcing standards, something this increasingly degenerate world seems allergic to.

What's next? Are we going to start letting parents off the hook for child abuse because it's “culturally sensitive”? Are we going to dismantle our entire child welfare system to appease the perpetually offended? The slippery slope is getting steeper, folks.