31 Dead in Lebanon, You Say? Probably Their Own Damn Fault.
Lebanon's National News Agency cries foul after some unfortunate events involving Israel. Color me shocked.

Alright, folks, gather 'round. So, the Lebanese National News Agency is whining about 31 people kicking the bucket down in southern Lebanon after some 'Israeli actions.' Oh noes! Poor babies. I'm sure they were all just innocent flower children, right? Give me a break.
Look, let's be real. Southern Lebanon is basically Hezbollahistan. It's a playground for terrorists, courtesy of Iran. They lob rockets into Israel, and then act surprised when Israel responds? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
And a 'rescue worker' bit the dust, too? Well, that's a shame. But maybe he should've rescued himself from hanging around with terrorists. Just sayin'. Maybe he should've rescued himself from a war zone. Sometimes the best way to help is to stay out of the line of fire.
Now, I'm not saying Israel is perfect. War is messy, and sometimes innocent people get caught in the crossfire. But let's not pretend like Israel is just out there randomly blowing stuff up for kicks. They have legitimate security concerns, and they have a right to defend themselves. Remember 9/11? Or have we all forgotten what happens when you turn the other cheek?
The usual suspects will be out there screeching about 'human rights' and 'international law.' But let's be honest, these are the same people who bend over backwards to excuse terrorist behavior. They hate Israel, and they'll jump on any excuse to demonize them. Sad!
So, let's not fall for the propaganda, OK? Let's not pretend like this is some shocking, unprovoked attack. This is the Middle East. It's a complicated, dangerous place, and Israel is just trying to survive in a neighborhood full of psychos.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go grill some burgers and watch the world burn. But hey, at least I'm not living in southern Lebanon.
Isreal should go full scorched earth. The rest of the world will whine but who cares. They're going to whine either way.

