Okay, so the alleged WHCA Dinner shooter, Cole Allen, got his master's at CSU Dominguez Hills. Surprise Pikachu Face. You mean to tell me a guy who allegedly tried to off someone might have been radicalized by a taxpayer-funded indoctrination center? Shocker.

CSU Dominguez Hills, or as I like to call it, the University of Wokeistan, apparently isn't exactly a bastion of intellectual diversity. We're talking multiple employees whispering about 'far-left ideology' and a general aversion to anything that smacks of independent thought. They're probably still triggered by Trump's 2016 win.

One anonymous employee – probably fearing a social credit score ding – said they weren't surprised Allen was a former student. Apparently, campus policy treats ICE like the Mongol Horde. Constant cries of 'the community under threat!' – because, you know, enforcing immigration laws is literally violence. No wonder this dude lost it.

And let's not forget the holy trinity of grievance studies: Chicana/o Studies, Africana Studies, and Asian Pacific Studies. Three separate departments for maximum woke-ness! And you know they're all funded by woke corporations.

But consolidating them to save money? Nah, that would require common sense, which is a banned substance on college campuses these days. Instead, they're probably planning more 'anti-racism' workshops and mandatory pronoun training.

And don't even THINK about voicing a conservative opinion. You'll be branded a 'right-wing bigot' faster than you can say 'triggered snowflake.' Conservative students can expect faculty retaliation. Remember kids, disagreeing with the professor is a microaggression, which is basically the same as genocide.

So, yeah, this whole thing is about as surprising as Biden sniffing kids at a daycare. Universities are now glorified activist training camps, churning out social justice warriors and useful idiots. And then they wonder why we have societal problems. It's almost like there's a connection.

What did you expect was going to happen, seriously? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Maybe it is time to defund these places so some productive work can actually get done around here. Get a real job, you filthy commies.