Vance Drops the Hammer: $1.4B Clawed Back from Hospice Grifters!
Turns out, 'compassionate care' was just a smokescreen for fleecing Uncle Sam, and JD Vance is here to collect.

Okay, folks, gather 'round for some schadenfreude. Remember all those stories about how the government 'cares' about your grandma in hospice? Turns out, a whole lotta that 'care' was just lining the pockets of some seriously shady characters. Vice President JD Vance and his merry band of truth-seekers just yanked back a cool $1.4 BILLION from home health and hospice providers suspected of FRAUD. That's right, your tax dollars were being used to fund someone's yacht, not your Meemaw's pain meds.
The best part? Ninety percent of these grifters haven't even bothered calling CMS to ask where their money went. Translation: they know they're busted. This isn't some innocent accounting error, folks. This is straight-up theft.
Dr. Oz, bless his heart, even dropped some red pills about international involvement. Russian and Chinese government? Cubans hightailing it back to the island with suitcases full of your cash? This is some straight-up Bond villain stuff, I tell ya.
And let's not forget the Biden admin's contribution to this dumpster fire. Apparently, they flagged over half a million fraudulent loans during the pandemic, then just…sat on them. Sounds about right. These are the same geniuses who thought handing out free money with zero oversight was a good idea. Shocking, I know.
The SBA knew about this in the Biden era but did nothing. But now, the Trump train is back on the tracks, and Vance is the conductor. The man's actually doing something besides virtue signaling and complaining about 'muh democracy.'
Seriously, can we just deport these fraudsters to whatever country they're allegedly connected to? Send them back to Russia, China, Cuba – wherever they feel most comfortable scamming people. Maybe they can try their luck with Putin or Xi. I'm sure those guys are super forgiving of financial crimes.
This whole situation is a perfect example of why you can't trust anything the government tells you. They're always patting themselves on the back for 'helping' people, but half the time they're just creating new opportunities for corruption. The only solution? Cut the size of government in half, slash regulations, and let the free market sort things out. Oh, and keep JD Vance around to clean up the messes.
So, congratulations to Vice President Vance for finally doing something useful. Now, let's go after the rest of these crooks. The swamp isn't going to drain itself.


