US Says 'Go Get 'Em, Tiger' to Pakistan After Taliban Goons Act Up
Washington gives the green light for Pakistan to smack down the Taliban after some cross-border shenanigans – because someone's gotta do it.

So, the State Department basically gave Pakistan the thumbs up to drop some freedom bombs on Afghanistan. Apparently, the Taliban are still playing grab-ass with the border, and Uncle Sam's all like, “Yeah, you handle that.” You know, 'cause woke generals and pronoun training are more important here than actually winning wars.
It's 2026, and we're still dealing with this mess? Seriously? We spent trillions, lost thousands of lives, and all we got was a t-shirt and a Taliban resurgence. Now Pakistan's gotta clean up our screw-ups? Thanks, Biden! (Even though he's probably golfing in Delaware right now).
The official line is that Pakistan's just defending itself, which, duh. But let's be real, this is about Pakistan not wanting a bunch of bearded lunatics running around their backyard. Can't blame 'em. Who wants to live next to a terrorist training camp? Certainly not me. Remember when the adults were in charge?
Meanwhile, the EU and the UK are clutching their pearls, whining about “de-escalation” and “dialogue.” Yeah, good luck with that. Maybe they should send some strongly worded letters written in crayon. I'm sure the Taliban will be shaking in their sandals. The UK should just invade and take back its empire. Problem solved.
Allison Hooker, bless her heart, gave Pakistan some condolences for the “lives lost.” Yeah, because terrorists deserve sympathy now. News flash: they started it. This is what happens when you try to play nice with people who want to see you dead. You end up getting bombed. Actions have consequences.
The whole situation is just another reminder that nation-building is a colossal waste of time and money. We should have just carpet-bombed the place and been done with it. But no, we had to try to “win hearts and minds.” How'd that work out for ya? Not great, Bob!
Pakistan's Defense Minister is right, we're basically looking at 'open war.' And what's the West doing? Asking nicely. It's like bringing a spork to a knife fight. Get real.
The Left is probably losing their minds right now, crying about “human rights” and “innocent civilians.” Well, guess what? War is messy. People die. It's not pretty. But sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do to protect your country and your people. And don't forget all the Afghani that were KILLED by the terrorists. Where's your sympathy for them?


