So, the IDF decided to drop some freedom fries on Hezbollah's doorstep down in southern Lebanon. Apparently, those towelheads forgot who they were messing with. The usual pearl-clutching suspects are already screaming about “civilians” and “infrastructure,” but let's be real: Hezbollah uses civilians as walking shields, and their infrastructure is designed to kill Jews. Cry me a river.

Look, these guys are still playing silly games, thinking they can lob rockets at Israel and get away with it. Newsflash: you can’t. Israel's got a message for ya, delivered by precision-guided ordinance. Stop it. Get some help. No, really, stop. Or get more 'help'.

'Ceasefire violations'? Please. Hezbollah violates ceasefires like I violate my New Year's resolution to eat healthy. It's practically a hobby for them. The only thing they understand is force, and Israel's happy to oblige. It's like the meme says: 'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'

The international community is predictably losing its mind, demanding “restraint” and “dialogue.” Dialogue with terrorists? That's rich. Appeasement never works. Ask Neville Chamberlain. Oh wait, you can’t, because he’s dead, and his appeasement strategy was an epic fail.

Hezbollah is just Iran's proxy army. They’re funded by the ayatollahs and brainwashed with hate. They’re a cancer on the region, and Israel's doing the world a favor by keeping them in check. Sure, it's a messy situation, but sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. Or, in this case, vaporize a few terror tunnels to keep the omelet from blowing up your kitchen.

Don't fall for the narrative that Israel is some kind of aggressor. They’re just defending themselves against a bunch of religious fanatics who want to see them wiped off the map. It's not rocket science. Okay, actually, it IS rocket science, since Hezbollah keeps firing rockets at Israel. But you get the point.

The outrage mob will be out in full force, accusing Israel of war crimes and whatnot. But the only war crime here is Hezbollah's existence. Until they’re gone, Israel has every right to defend itself, and anyone who says otherwise is either naive or complicit.

So, let the wailing and gnashing of teeth commence. Israel's doing what needs to be done, and the rest of the world can either get on board or get out of the way. Stay based, Israel. And remember, the only good terrorist is a neutralized terrorist.

Here's a thought: maybe if southern Lebanon didn't elect a terrorist organization into parliament, it wouldn't have to deal with having terror bases in its backyard and facing the consequences. Elections have consequences.

Stop crying about civilian casualties. The IDF doesn't target civilians. Hezbollah does. So go blame them. Now, go enjoy a bacon cheeseburger to celebrate Israel's basedness. You deserve it.

Remember: they hate us because they ain't us.