Jerusalem - Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of our own actions. Turns out, smacking Iran on the nose doesn't exactly earn you a fruit basket. Air raid sirens are blaring in Israel after reports of an, shall we say, robust exchange of pleasantries between Israel and the Ayatollah's fun club.

I mean, honestly, did anyone REALLY think Iran was just gonna take it lying down? These guys have been itching for a scrap since forever. They’re like that one kid in school who's always trying to start a fight, and now they finally got one.

Of course, the usual suspects are clutching their pearls and wailing about “escalation.” As if Iran lobbing missiles at Israel isn't already escalated. Maybe they should try negotiating with unicorns while they're at it.

And let's not forget the geniuses who are still trying to revive the Iran deal. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Just give them a bunch of cash and hope they spend it on, uh, humanitarian aid. Wink, wink.

The media is running around like headless chickens, trying to figure out who started it and who’s to blame. Newsflash: Iran is to blame. They’re the ones building nukes and sponsoring terrorism. Israel is just playing a little game of whack-a-mole.

Meanwhile, our fearless leaders are probably huddled in bunkers, figuring out how to spin this latest mess. Let’s just hope they have a better plan than “thoughts and prayers.”

So, what’s next? More missiles? More saber-rattling? Maybe a full-blown war? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild ride. Buckle up, buttercups.

At least the Iron Dome is getting a workout. Gotta keep those defense contractors happy, right? Taxpayer dollars hard at work blowing up Iranian rockets. It's the circle of life, Conservative Edition.

Maybe this whole thing will finally wake people up to the fact that Iran is a threat to world peace. Or maybe they’ll just go back to sleep and pretend everything’s fine. Either way, I’m stocking up on popcorn.

Anyway, #PrayForIsrael, #BombIran, and #MakeAmericaGreatAgain. Because, you know, why not? It's all gonna blow up anyway.

Remember: If they go low, we go high... with MOABs.

And for all you doomers out there, remember: It's not the end of the world; it's just the end of the world as we know it. (And I feel fine!)