So, a UPS plane buys the farm, taking 15 souls with it. The official narrative? Faulty part, infrequent maintenance. Sure, Jan. But we all know what's really going on. This is the inevitable result of prioritizing feelings over facts, diversity over competence, and ESG scores over, you know, not crashing planes.

The libs will tell you it's about 'systemic issues' and 'corporate greed.' They'll blame capitalism and demand more regulations. As if more bureaucracy ever fixed anything! Wake up, sheeple! It's the woke mind virus infecting every corner of our society, even aviation.

Think about it: are they hiring the best mechanics, or the ones who check the right boxes? Are they spending time fixing planes, or attending mandatory pronoun workshops? Are they focused on safety, or virtue signaling on Twitter?

Probably all of the above. And it's killing people. Literally.

The FAA? More like the FRAUD. They're too busy pushing their climate change agenda to actually enforce safety standards. They're letting airlines get away with murder, all in the name of 'social justice.'

But don't worry, the elites will just tell us to 'trust the science' and 'wear a mask' while they fly around in their private jets, lecturing us about our carbon footprint. They don't care about us. They just want to control us.

This isn't about a faulty part or infrequent maintenance. It's about the collapse of Western civilization. It's about the erosion of standards. It's about the triumph of mediocrity. And it's happening right before our eyes.

So, the next time you see a plane in the sky, say a prayer. Not for the passengers, but for the mechanics who are probably forced to use recycled airplane parts because 'sustainability.'

And remember: never trust the government. Especially when they're telling you what to think.

Time to stock up on canned goods and learn how to fly a plane myself. Can't trust anyone these days.

Maybe I'll start a GoFundMe to buy a Cessna. Call it the 'DeSantis Freedom Flyer.'

The only thing more likely to crash than a modern UPS plane is the American education system.

This is not financial advice.