Okay, so two whole ships – count 'em, TWO – managed to navigate the Strait of Hormuz on Friday. Two. That's like, less than the number of genders the libs invented this week. What gives?

Remember when Hillary Clinton blamed a YouTube video for Benghazi? This feels like that. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark, and it probably involves oil, sanctions, or some other globalist tomfoolery.

Is it Biden’s fault? Probably. Is it Putin’s fault? Maybe. Is it China's fault? Almost certainly. All I know is, when the shipping lanes get quieter than a woke college campus after 5pm, it's time to invest in gold, ammo, and a Faraday cage.

The mainstream media is probably telling you it's 'weather-related' or some other BS. Don't buy it. The weather doesn't scare cargo ships, globalist puppet masters do. Remember when that container ship blocked the Suez Canal? They said it was the wind. I said, “Wake me up when they admit the Deep State sabotaged global shipping to distract us from [insert conspiracy here]”.

This is either the start of World War III, a prelude to a new global currency reset, or just another Tuesday in Clown World. Either way, prepare yourselves. Buy bitcoin. Learn to can food. And for God's sake, stop trusting the experts.

They're probably blaming it on climate change or something. As if those woke bureaucrats aren't behind it all. It's a feature, not a bug. They want us eating bugs and driving electric cars while they sip champagne on their yachts.

When the world's oil supply chain starts coughing up blood, it's time to batten down the hatches. So, two ships huh? Keep your eyes peeled, because there's some shadiness going on here. Buckle up buttercups!

The whole thing stinks like week-old sushi.

This is how the globalists try to control us, through the supply chains.

If they could see the future, they'd still be seething.

This ain't gonna end well. #MAGA #DeepState #GlobalistAgenda #DoomsdayPrepper