Two Less Things in the Ocean, Thanks US Military!
Third splashy boogaloo this month in the East Pacific — somebody's gotta keep the fish safe from… something.

Alright, so the Deep State, or whatever, just whacked two more somethings in the East Pacific. That's strike three this month for the US Military in that big puddle. Details? Who cares. Probably glowies doing glowy things, or maybe those two were just hangin' out with too much Chinese spyware.
Look, nobody's exactly cryin' over spilled milk, or in this case, spilled… whatever. The ocean's big. Two less things in it ain't gonna exactly trigger a green new deal meltdown. Unless they were super rare, woke, non-binary sea cucumbers or something.
Probably just collateral damage in the never-ending game of global chess. You know, the one where everyone's a pawn except for Soros, Klaus Schwab, and maybe that lizard-lookin' dude running Facebook.
I mean, are we really supposed to believe everything they tell us? 'US Military' this, 'national security' that. It's always something. Maybe they were Epstein's underwater getaway drivers, or Hunter Biden's lost stash of something. Don't trust the official narrative, that's for sure.
It's the freaking ocean! What are these two doing there? Probably up to no good. Maybe this is just what happens when the woke military gets a little trigger happy. Or maybe the deep state is cleaning up shop. shrugs
So, yeah, two less bodies in the ocean. Good riddance. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grill some freedom burgers and watch some Tucker Carlson. Maybe he'll have the real story. Or maybe he'll just yell about the M&Ms being too woke. Either way, it's entertainment.
The sheeple will clutch their pearls and whine about 'international law.' Meanwhile, real patriots know it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. Eat or be eaten. And apparently, the US military is feeling kinda peckish this month. In the ocean, at least.
In conclusion: Another day, another couple of question marks floating in the Pacific. Carry on, gentlemen. sips Mountain Dew

